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c u t   t h e   c r a p .   s a v e   y o u r   s k i n .​

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C l e a n   M y   F a c e ,   D a m m i t !
M a k e   M e   G l o w ,   D a m m i t !
$ 2 0 ( 4 oz )
$ 1 8  ( 4 oz )
$ 5 0  ( 1 2  oz )
O. M. G.  Seriously...Facial cleansing oil...where have you been all my life?

Cleansing oil essentially removes the dirty, crappy oil and replaces it with nourishing, glorious, "Crap Free" oil (complete with anti-aging, skin repairing, powerhouse essential oils), leaving you with soft, radiant, gorgeous skin. 

No stripping your skin of its natural oils or harsh chemicals.

You won't believe what this will do for your skin. Seriously.


*please note: natural product, color may vary*


The mega power of coconut oil and shea butter, the circulatory power of caffeine and cinnamon, the antioxidant power of Egyptian Carrot Seed Oil and gentle exfoliators of coffee, epsom salt and brown sugar blended to remove the dead crap and immediately nourish new skin cells.
You will glow, baby!

Use 2-3 times a week and the words, "Holy Crap" will dominate your thoughts about your skin.


*please note: natural product, color may vary*


m o i s t u r i z e
M a k e   M e   L o o k   Y o u n g e r ,   D a m m i t !
M a k e   M e  L o o k   L i k e    I   S l e p t ,   D a m m i t !
$ 2 7  ( 1 oz )
$ 3 8  ( 2 oz )
Bags, dark circles, dryness and crows feet have met their match.  

​This powerful combination of ingredients firm, moisturize, rebuild collagen, and improve circulation to greatly reduce dark circles, puffiness and the appearance of wrinkles.

*please note: natural product, color may vary*

A luxurious blend of penetrating antioxidant powerhouses 
to combat the free radicals that contribute to the signs of aging; potent botanicals to improve circulation, firm sagging skin, improve overall skin tone and reduce wrinkles; exceptional moisturizers to keep skin hydrated and heal skin at its deepest levels for more youthful, healthy, glowing skin.


*please note: natural product, color may vary*

s h a v e

M a k e    M e   S m o o t h  ,   D a m m i t !
$ 3 8  ( 1 2  oz )
Say, "Good Bye" to razor burn, painful ingrown hairs and dry skin.

A nourishing blend of oils, shea butter and essential oils, whipped to creamy perfection, to provide a smooth, close shave that improves circulation and leaves skin soft and healthy.

Peppermint oil and rosemary oil are not only potent antioxidants, they are aromatheraputic. They wake you up and stimulate your brain.


*please note: natural product, color may vary*


r e l a x

D r o p   A n   F B o m b   a n d   c h i l l a x
( I n   t h e   t u b,   t h a t   i s )
I m m a   S e x y   B a d a s s  ,   D a m m i t !
I m m a   S l e e p i n g   B e a u t y  ,   D a m m i t !
I m m a   Z e n   M a s t e r ,   D a m m i t !
Single Bomb
3  Bombs
Single Bomb
3  Bombs
Single Bomb
3  Bombs
$ 6  e a c h  ( 5 . 5  oz )

3  f o r  $ 1 5
$ 6  e a c h  ( 5 . 5  oz )

3  f o r  $ 1 5
$ 6  e a c h  ( 5 . 5  oz )

3  f o r  $ 1 5
There is no way you wouldn't wanna take on the world after a badass bath with one of these.

yeah...you can have your cake and eat it too.

Sheep? Sheep got nothing on these FBomb beauties.

yeah...you might even sleep the whole night.


Drop one of these in the tub let the spirituality flow, baby.

yeah...you too can reach enlightenment.


O n e   O f   E a c h  ,   D a m m i t !
G i m m e   A l l   O f   I t  ,   D a m m i t !
3  Bombs
3   f o r   $ 1 5
Yeah…We know…It can be impossible to choose just one.
Well…You don't have to!
Get All three of our FBombs in one shot.


  $1 7 0
T H E   T O T A L   C R A P   F R E E   S K I N   C A R E   L I N E

C l e a n   M y   F a c e ,   D a m m i t !

M a k e   M e   G l o w ,   D a m m i t !

M a k e   M e   L o o k   Y o u n g e r ,   D a m m i t !

M a k e   M e   L o o k   L i k e   I   S l e p t ,   D a m m i t !

M a k e   M e   S m o o t h ,   D a m m i t !

F B o m b  (F o r  T h e  B a t h)

As with any skin care product, always do a test run.  As with any skin care product, discontinue use should irritation occur.
If you are pregnant, always consult with a physician before using any skin care product. 
DO NOT USE if you are allergic to ANY of the ingredients in the CRAP FREE SKIN CARE line. Please read ALL ingredients carefully.
Never use skin care products designed for adults on children.
CRAP FREE SKIN CARE assumes no liability or responsibility for the use of its products. Like don't eat it.

We also recommend that all skin care products and cosmetics (ours or anyone else's, over 6 months old, be thrown away.